What about carrots, made of bacon?Captain Beefheart wrote: ↑Sun Apr 24, 2022 7:12 pmDuw duw what as it come to meat free bacon fukin world's gone bonkers how the fuk can ewe even get meate free bacon![]()
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No ya taking the piss bachDIY.Rik wrote:What about carrots, made of bacon?Captain Beefheart wrote: ↑Sun Apr 24, 2022 7:12 pmDuw duw what as it come to meat free bacon fukin world's gone bonkers how the fuk can ewe even get meate free bacon![]()
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If one doctor doctors another doctor, Then which doctor is doctoring the doctored doctor?
Does the doctor who doctors the doctor, doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors?
Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
Does the doctor who doctors the doctor, doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors?
Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
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Our maybe doctors doctor in the doctrine that the doctors that doctored the doctors doctored 

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If you don’t pay your exorcist do you get re-possessed?
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Why do I always pick up the item with no bar code on 
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i could eat a kebab maybe... 

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Hula hoopsCaptain Beefheart wrote:i could eat a kebab maybe...

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