Close call with my garden being discovered

[ohlordyeah_420]

So my lights in my bathroom stopped working the other day but nothing had tripped. Worked out it was the transformer and bought a new one ready to install. All the guides said you should be able to pull the transformer through one of the bulb holes. It was too big... discovered the transformer is accessible through a floorboards in the loft. Cool... nope. That's where the tents are. My dad is all ready on his way over to help me fix it. I grab all the cardboard boxes, guitar amps, amp cases. Anything I can stack to put in front of the tents.
So I call the missus up to look: "pretend to my dad" I said.
She makes her way up the ladder and in best dad voice (my dad sounds just like capt) says "hiya butty, wheres this transformer... fucking hell butt you've got 3 grow tents over there!"
"Is it really that obvious?"
"Yes my love"
Fuck.

So I think ah well, I've been called the stoner all my life I just don't want them to worry about my safety etc. Anyway, dad comes over, has a coffee, gets up ladder. Does not turn his head left once. And I mean, we talked and fixed this transformer but not once did his head turn towards the tent. 2 hours later. All done and packed up.
What the fuck, he's so oblivious!

So today I get a text from my little sister asking me for some edibles. No problem, tell her the dad story. Her reply:
"Oh they've known for years, they went snooping over your house when they looked after your cats"

[JJ]

Its only MEDICINE

[Marcus]

That made me chuckle.

[Inactive account]

Love it


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[Nom]

Parents always just know.....

[Finchmad_79]

[Captain Beefheart]

i bet he been in ya jar to tooting ya dope through that nice bit of glassware ewe got. .... i wasnt there

[MrNice]

lol "Oh they've known for years, they went snooping over your house when they looked after your cats" pmsl

[Vador]

haha that was funny

[2-Scoops]

Funny story.