A long time ago in a galaxy, fart, fart away...
DUM DUM DEE DUM DUM>.. (etc).(music stuff)
The Galactic Empire had penetrated the inner ring and a squeal had been heard throughout the Resistance.
A man was sat by the side of a river, rod in hand, when a carp popped up and said...
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD FART"
He proceeded to nick the maggot and swim off.
The man got up and did what the others said in their stories...
But he did stop off for a Maccy Ds on the way.
