Long story short.
Got high, decided to go for a hike in the Niagara Falls river gorge.
Pack all our smoking stuff in a backpack, convince my friends they won’t need their purses and shit.
Promptly miss the WELL WELL signed exit and end up on the bridge to go to the USA...with no IDs...high as fuck...with a bag full of goodies and glass.
My boys girlfriend busts a you turn IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PEACE BRIDGE with armed border agents standing there watching us do it UNDER A NO U TURN SIGN.
After some bullshit, and purely through the goodness of their hearts and the fact we were dealing with the Canadian guards and not the US they let us go without charge. Let us go though without paying the toll lmao and then saw us again fucking 10 mins later when she took THE WRONG EXIT AGAIN.
That time they searched us but as white, middle class college kids we were let go by the lieutenant who didn’t want to “ruin our lives”
We got to the gorge and got HIGHHHHHHHH and to this day my fiancé is scared to go by the border lmao