June Madness Day30- Help Chuck with a joke

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June Madness Day30- Help Chuck with a joke

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Yes I have boys and yes my kid thought this would be funny 🤦‍♀️ Soooo give me your best Chuck Norris joke and pick a number 1-30😊

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Chuck Norris is actually the creator of the giraffe. It came to be after he uppercut a horse

Number 17 please!
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22

This mother fucker don’t play!
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#9 please
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Number 7 please
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad!

14 please

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I always thought Chuck Norris was a joke.

Number 11 please, Momma.
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Image can i get number 21
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first meme ive ever made lol

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Chuck the "Duck" Norris? Lol

No. 10 please!

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