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ONNNNNN THE TWELTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS,

Polly said to me...............

Twelve plants are growing
Eleven seeds are sowing
Ten bongs are ripping
Nine spliffs are building
Eight dabbers dabbing
Seven autos flowering
Six kush are vegging
Five stoners munching
Four growers chopping
Three pots of seedlings
Two buds for sharing

ANNNNNND A GROWROOM420 PARTY


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DJ Smokey wrote:ONNNNNN THE TWELTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS,

Polly said to me...............

Twelve plants are growing
Eleven seeds are sowing
Ten bongs are ripping
Nine spliffs are building
Eight dabbers dabbing
Seven autos flowering
Six kush are vegging
Five stoners munching
Four growers chopping
Three pots of seedlings
Two buds for sharing

ANNNNNND A GROWROOM420 PARTY


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Mrs Beefheart wrote:
DJ Smokey wrote:ONNNNNN THE TWELTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS,

Polly said to me...............

Twelve plants are growing
Eleven seeds are sowing
Ten bongs are ripping
Nine spliffs are building
Eight dabbers dabbing
Seven autos flowering
Six kush are vegging
Five stoners munching
Four growers chopping
Three pots of seedlings
Two buds for sharing

ANNNNNND A GROWROOM420 PARTY


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Smashing it again smokey

Come on folks get them Christmas canna poems rolling of the fingertips


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Dashing through the snow
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel you
Merry Christmas!

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Bulls wrote:Dashing through the snow
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel you
Merry Christmas!
Wicked lol well done Bulls

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Last couple days ladies and gents

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Mrs Beefheart wrote:
Mon Dec 24, 2018 7:56 pm
Bulls wrote:Dashing through the snow
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel you
Merry Christmas!
Wicked lol well done Bulls
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The Aspie Toker wrote:
Mrs Beefheart wrote:
Mon Dec 24, 2018 7:56 pm
Bulls wrote:Dashing through the snow
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel you
Merry Christmas!
Wicked lol well done Bulls
Oh dear thank u Aspie lol

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Bulls wrote:
Mon Dec 24, 2018 4:22 pm
Dashing through the snow
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel you
Merry Christmas!
omg :bang head: disqualified Bulls :lol:
naughty step for u :suicide:

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great entries people, can the members with multiple entries please quote the one they would like entered in the final vote off please and ill get it sorted.

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