Quick Comp I Get Stoned Right Before.....?

[Growmie]

Well ive had a good giggle thanks guys :thx:

But one sticks out in my head brother @The Aspie Toker you WIN...............pmsl

Melon fucker.......... hahahahaha hehehehe

You never fail ...........lol

A win. Cool. Thank you.

I've done two melons. A water melon (not a good choice) and a honeydew type - much better and more slimy.
I've also done an apple before.

Top tip if anyone is interested. After making the hole, make sure it's countersunk. You'll thank me later.

Brother Aspie deserved this totally

[Growmie]

Well ive had a good giggle thanks guys :thx:

But one sticks out in my head brother @The Aspie Toker you WIN...............pmsl

Melon fucker.......... hahahahaha hehehehe

You never fail ...........lol

A win. Cool. Thank you.

I've done two melons. A water melon (not a good choice) and a honeydew type - much better and more slimy.
I've also done an apple before.

Top tip if anyone is interested. After making the hole, make sure it's countersunk. You'll thank me later.

I heard the microwave is a fruit fondlers best friend

[Growmie]

Well ive had a good giggle thanks guys :thx:

But one sticks out in my head brother @The Aspie Toker you WIN...............pmsl

Melon fucker.......... hahahahaha hehehehe

You never fail ...........lol

A win. Cool. Thank you.

I've done two melons. A water melon (not a good choice) and a honeydew type - much better and more slimy.
I've also done an apple before.

Top tip if anyone is interested. After making the hole, make sure it's countersunk. You'll thank me later.

Brother Aspie deserved this totally

Thanks, mate. I was surprised by it though. Who would have thought that a bored moment in the past would be a benefit later on in life.

I've used a cucumber on a woman before as well as a Crunchie bar. I do not recommend the latter. The damn thing breaks and it's a bitch to get out as the melted chocolate gets everywhere and makes it more difficult to get out.

[Growmie]

Well ive had a good giggle thanks guys :thx:

But one sticks out in my head brother @The Aspie Toker you WIN...............pmsl

Melon fucker.......... hahahahaha hehehehe

You never fail ...........lol

A win. Cool. Thank you.

I've done two melons. A water melon (not a good choice) and a honeydew type - much better and more slimy.
I've also done an apple before.

Top tip if anyone is interested. After making the hole, make sure it's countersunk. You'll thank me later.

I heard the microwave is a fruit fondlers best friend

I never bothered using it. I had mine at room temperature. Put it in the fridge for a while if you're into necrophilia.

[TommyT]

Put it in the fridge for a while if you're into necrophilia.

[Treetrunk]

I get stoned right before the Nightshift at air traffic control. Waiting for a Columbian flight just to perk me up.

[Growmie]

A win. Cool. Thank you.

I've done two melons. A water melon (not a good choice) and a honeydew type - much better and more slimy.
I've also done an apple before.

Top tip if anyone is interested. After making the hole, make sure it's countersunk. You'll thank me later.

I heard the microwave is a fruit fondlers best friend

I never bothered using it. I had mine at room temperature. Put it in the fridge for a while if you're into necrophilia.

You are filth brother love it.

[Growmie]

I heard the microwave is a fruit fondlers best friend

I never bothered using it. I had mine at room temperature. Put it in the fridge for a while if you're into necrophilia.

You are filth brother love it.

56 years of practising, mate. Some things work out good, others not so.

[Growmie]

I never bothered using it. I had mine at room temperature. Put it in the fridge for a while if you're into necrophilia.

You are filth brother love it.

56 years of practising, mate. Some things work out good, others not so.

I'm not sure if I am more intrigued or worried about that statement

[Growmie]

I'm not sure if I am more intrigued or worried about that statement

I've done some really stupid things in my time, mate. Everything from shooting yourself in the foot because you thought your gun was too slow, to blinding yourself because you wanted to see what your eye looked like in the dark.