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Captain Beefheart wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 7:12 pm
Duw duw what as it come to meat free bacon fukin world's gone bonkers how the fuk can ewe even get meate free bacon

great googly moogly!
What about carrots, made of bacon?
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DIY.Rik wrote:
Captain Beefheart wrote:
Sun Apr 24, 2022 7:12 pm
Duw duw what as it come to meat free bacon fukin world's gone bonkers how the fuk can ewe even get meate free bacon

great googly moogly!
What about carrots, made of bacon?
No ya taking the piss bach

great googly moogly!

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If one doctor doctors another doctor, Then which doctor is doctoring the doctored doctor?
Does the doctor who doctors the doctor, doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors?
Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
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Our maybe doctors doctor in the doctrine that the doctors that doctored the doctors doctored :idn:

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If you don’t pay your exorcist do you get re-possessed?
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Still the beats bang, still doing my thang
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Why do I always pick up the item with no bar code on


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i could eat a kebab maybe... :idea:
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Captain Beefheart wrote:i could eat a kebab maybe... :idea:
Hula hoops beefy flavour lol


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