Stoned thoughts…

[Marcus]

My underpants have gone missing somewhere between Germany and Wales.


They've issued a full refund though, so I shall just have to try and buy some more and hope the next postperson doesn't take a fancy to them and steal them.

[Marcus]

I'm also peeing out of the wrong hole thanks to a dodgy mince pie.

[Marcus]

Only 3 more months till Caravanmas. Or Campervanmas as it's known in some other religions.

The english decorate the roads round here with broken down lumps of metal and trafficjams.

The cocacola advert changes from "Holidays are coming" to "Caravans are coming". Then instea d of the HGV pulling a trailer of coke on the advert, it's changed to a dickhead in a 4x4 pulling a caravan.

I hope it shits it down with rain for the next 12 months.

[Grumpy Toad]

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse

[Grumpy Toad]

Tomorrow is stay home with your dog & smoke weed day. It's not official, I made it up. Tell your friends.

[Grumpy Toad]

Am I the only one that finds YouTube shorts intrusive?

[Grumpy Toad]

Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean nobody's after you.

[Greenfingers]

Only 3 more months till Caravanmas. Or Campervanmas as it's known in some other religions.

The english decorate the roads round here with broken down lumps of metal and trafficjams.

The cocacola advert changes from "Holidays are coming" to "Caravans are coming". Then instea d of the HGV pulling a trailer of coke on the advert, it's changed to a dickhead in a 4x4 pulling a caravan.

I hope it shits it down with rain for the next 12 months.

......... i was going to be one of them

[Grumpy Toad]

Never trust a skinny chef!

[Grumpy Toad]

Nutrient label instructions: add (x) ml per gallon of water. WTF? Stoner math?