christmas poem comp

[Smokey]

OK Here goes im freestylin this so bare with lol

Great Comp Polly Muchas Gracias

ok here we go cough,cough


Twas the night before the party
When all through the house
The captain was snoring
And so was his spouse

Ronnie & Reggie were out in the cold
Waiting for partytime the valley folk hold
The dartboard was lonely and left all alone
Whilst captain & mrs were asleep in their hole

The captain woke up with with a crash and a bang
And Mr's soon followed with a spliff in her hand
They both sat down with nice cup of tea
But captain was moaning it wasn't Super T

The party was looming and not far away
So they got off the sofa and went to the weigh
They then hooked the ducks and then threw them away
And then sat down pissed whilst smoking some haze

Smokes

OMG absolutely crying smokey
fab hun wicked luvs it

I'll go with the freestyle

[Wizard]

twas the night before christmas
all the growroom light were out
plants lay sleeping , getting heavier by the ounce
dreaming of blunts dabs and bowls
a sound came from nowhere, whos there the po po ?
ran donwstair to see a fat man in in red,
looking in the grow room heres what he said

hello fellow grower , how have you been
your plants look lovely , now i need a 1/10
i dont need much , just a quick puff you see
with all theses cookies I need the munchies.

So he puffed on the bong , let out a big yawn
he said , thanks for the puff , some good weed it is
heres some raindeer shit you can grow in for years
off to the door , its time to go
keep on growing , ill be back for more bowls



im not much of a writer but heres my blurb lol

ill use this one as my entry

[The Aspie Toker]

Who won this btw?

[Smokey]

I believe there's still 1 or 2 to be decided Asp

[The Aspie Toker]

I believe there's still 1 or 2 to be decided Asp

Thanks, mate.
The comp closed 11 days ago, so it's not as if more entries are due.

[The Aspie Toker]

Ha ha!!!

I read the title of this as... "Christmas PORN comp". :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



Phew, lucky I didn't post that picture of me and the woman from over the road then...

I've done similar, mate. I once read Lazyboy as Ladyboy.

[The Aspie Toker]

I've done similar, mate. I once read Lazyboy as Ladyboy.

Could have been quite a funny chair purchase that Aspie!



I'd like a reclining ladyboy please my good man. I'll pay extra for the stain treated leather option... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I was in ASDA during the summer and there was a new member of staff on the tills. Young, busty and tattoos on her arms. I was mentally undressing her as I was queuing up.

When it was my turn to be served, she said "Hello". I said "Hello. Nice Tits... I meant Tats, nice tats." I could feel myself going red, hoping the ground would open up and swallow me.

[Smokey]

I've done similar, mate. I once read Lazyboy as Ladyboy.

Could have been quite a funny chair purchase that Aspie!



I'd like a reclining ladyboy please my good man. I'll pay extra for the stain treated leather option... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I was in ASDA during the summer and there was a new member of staff on the tills. Young, busty and tattoos on her arms. I was mentally undressing her as I was queuing up.

When it was my turn to be served, she said "Hello". I said "Hello. Nice Tits... I meant Tats, nice tats." I could feel myself going red, hoping the ground would open up and swallow me.

I was mentally undressing her as I was queuing up. #KARMA



Oh Aspie Thats Brilliant :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[The Aspie Toker]

Could have been quite a funny chair purchase that Aspie!



I'd like a reclining ladyboy please my good man. I'll pay extra for the stain treated leather option... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I was in ASDA during the summer and there was a new member of staff on the tills. Young, busty and tattoos on her arms. I was mentally undressing her as I was queuing up.

When it was my turn to be served, she said "Hello". I said "Hello. Nice Tits... I meant Tats, nice tats." I could feel myself going red, hoping the ground would open up and swallow me.

I was mentally undressing her as I was queuing up. #KARMA



Oh Aspie Thats Brilliant :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I couldn't help it, mate. How the top button was staying on was anyone's guess. She was very busty. Nice tats too.

[Smokey]

I was in ASDA during the summer and there was a new member of staff on the tills. Young, busty and tattoos on her arms. I was mentally undressing her as I was queuing up.

When it was my turn to be served, she said "Hello". I said "Hello. Nice Tits... I meant Tats, nice tats." I could feel myself going red, hoping the ground would open up and swallow me.

I was mentally undressing her as I was queuing up. #KARMA



Oh Aspie Thats Brilliant :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I couldn't help it, mate. How the top button was staying on was anyone's guess. She was very busty. Nice tats too.

hahahaha just thought if she was scotitish your covers blown both ways tats are tits in scottish lol