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Wicked poems ladies and gents
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Come on u wicked lot get those poems rocking around GR420


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hickory dickory dock
wiz has lots of pot
and by word of mouth
grower from north to south
came for a taste , to cough of there face
but hey lifes no race
We can get swept away by our thoughts,,or learn to step back and see them with clarity.
Easy to forget its a choice

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OK Here goes im freestylin this so bare with lol

Great Comp Polly Muchas Gracias
ok here we go cough,cough


Twas the night before the party
When all through the house
The captain was snoring
And so was his spouse

Ronnie & Reggie were out in the cold
Waiting for partytime the valley folk hold
The dartboard was lonely and left all alone
Whilst captain & mrs were asleep in their hole

The captain woke up with with a crash and a bang
And Mr's soon followed with a spliff in her hand
They both sat down with nice cup of tea
But captain was moaning it wasn't Super T

The party was looming and not far away
So they got off the sofa and went to the weigh
They then hooked the ducks and then threw them away
And then sat down pissed whilst smoking some haze

Smokes :Stoned:
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DJ Smokey wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 12:29 am
OK Here goes im freestylin this so bare with lol

Great Comp Polly Muchas Gracias
ok here we go cough,cough


Twas the night before the party
When all through the house
The captain was snoring
And so was his spouse

Ronnie & Reggie were out in the cold
Waiting for partytime the valley folk hold
The dartboard was lonely and left all alone
Whilst captain & mrs were asleep in their hole

The captain woke up with with a crash and a bang
And Mr's soon followed with a spliff in her hand
They both sat down with nice cup of tea
But captain was moaning it wasn't Super T

The party was looming and not far away
So they got off the sofa and went to the weigh
They then hooked the ducks and then threw them away
And then sat down pissed whilst smoking some haze

Smokes :Stoned:
OMG absolutely crying smokey :lol:
fab hun :clap: :clap: wicked luvs it :barmy:

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Mrs Beefheart wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 12:36 am
DJ Smokey wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 12:29 am
OK Here goes im freestylin this so bare with lol

Great Comp Polly Muchas Gracias
ok here we go cough,cough


Twas the night before the party
When all through the house
The captain was snoring
And so was his spouse

Ronnie & Reggie were out in the cold
Waiting for partytime the valley folk hold
The dartboard was lonely and left all alone
Whilst captain & mrs were asleep in their hole

The captain woke up with with a crash and a bang
And Mr's soon followed with a spliff in her hand
They both sat down with nice cup of tea
But captain was moaning it wasn't Super T

The party was looming and not far away
So they got off the sofa and went to the weigh
They then hooked the ducks and then threw them away
And then sat down pissed whilst smoking some haze

Smokes :Stoned:
OMG absolutely crying smokey :lol:
fab hun :clap: :clap: wicked luvs it :barmy:
I'm a poet, but i didn't know it :barmy: :barmy:

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Awesome smokes!
diary link me do

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"You like smoking them, though."

"Oh, I like smoking them."
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ohlordyeah_420 wrote:Awesome smokes!
Clearly the ramblings of a drunken fool OLY lol


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evening everyone .... come on get those thinking hats and writing fingers going :barmy:
get your entries in or santa might no visit u :lol:

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