Marcus starts a new diary.

[Marcus]

She's actually drying ok, needs a couple more days before putting in a tub to slow her down.

11 weeks from bean to dope.

I'm having a little bud off the very base of the plant (again I just can't leave her alone)... She's got the damp rotting carpet from a French cellar funk to her, same as her mom!
Opal fruits were once eaten in the cellar too and I think someone spilt a bottle of decent red up the corner and then pissed on the rug.

As for the high, it feels like I'm coming up on LSD... very giggly, straight headed with what seems like visuals but I have a dose of psychs this morning and a very thick set squirrel sat on my shoulders.
Damn I may start singing some Queen!

Now, I know I leave males in the room too long and this is why.

They hit them 1st bracts where we look when we're trying to sex them, (bad pic but you can see if you zoom in)... all along the stalks. Piece of piss!



I know where all the beans are then, I can pull them without even chopping the buds up or finding seeds in buds.



I really cannot try to explain how stickily greasy this plant is, I've only pulled them few beans off and halfway through that had to go get my tweezers.

Al in all, this was just a plant that I cracked the beans to check they were viable and she's surpassed what I expected from her.

Now I need to crack these beans from her and the white widow male I had. I'm meant to be shutting down the grow too.

Thanks for pooping in, I ain't gonna weigh her as I have no need to know how much she comes in at.
Most folk's scales seem to be broken anyway round these boards.

[Captain Beefheart]

thank fuk its not only me that likes getting high ^^^^^^^^^^ if i wanted to mosh out on the settee i`d swallow a few green eggs ennit...

Aye Aye Captain.

Plenty of other ways to sit dribbling on yourself on the sofa.

I prefer sitting in the wonky wheeled shopping trolley tied to the back of an XR3i and being driven to the Moon down the back roads kind of high.

oi butt do me a favour keep me a few of them pips ...im going up your way pretty soon to shag polly on the sea front in our van see...so after my nite out we can grab breaky in that colledge educated cheapo cafe on the st ... i let my dog lick ewe to. hows that. they look like they need a decent gardners hands marcus,,its no bother from me see. i`ll buy breaky howws that + i`ll wash my tool to before duw duw i just had a twinge innit thinking about my sausage.

[Marcus]

thank fuk its not only me that likes getting high ^^^^^^^^^^ if i wanted to mosh out on the settee i`d swallow a few green eggs ennit...

Aye Aye Captain.

Plenty of other ways to sit dribbling on yourself on the sofa.

I prefer sitting in the wonky wheeled shopping trolley tied to the back of an XR3i and being driven to the Moon down the back roads kind of high.

oi butt do me a favour keep me a few of them pips ...im going up your way pretty soon to shag polly on the sea front in our van see...so after my nite out we can grab breaky in that colledge educated cheapo cafe on the st ... i let my dog lick ewe to. hows that. they look like they need a decent gardners hands marcus,,its no bother from me see. i`ll buy breaky howws that + i`ll wash my tool to before duw duw i just had a twinge innit thinking about my sausage.

If you can;t make it, I'll feed my pigeon a few and send him on his way to you Capt. Give him some millet and a spoon of castor oil and they should come straight out when he lands.

Someone's left an old mattress on the beach up by that cafe, so you don't even need to soil your van. It's been the talk of the town all week has that mattress.

I'll have a sosidge with a runny egg and a slice of fried bread please bach. HP sauce too. The dog can keep it's tongue to itself, I got enough attention here from this crossbreed werewolf/kangaroo... He either wants an arm wrestle or he wants to shag me, I may have to have his nuts off.
I'll tie them together with string and you can have them as furry dice for the rear view mirror in the van.

[Captain Beefheart]

Aye Aye Captain.

Plenty of other ways to sit dribbling on yourself on the sofa.

I prefer sitting in the wonky wheeled shopping trolley tied to the back of an XR3i and being driven to the Moon down the back roads kind of high.

oi butt do me a favour keep me a few of them pips ...im going up your way pretty soon to shag polly on the sea front in our van see...so after my nite out we can grab breaky in that colledge educated cheapo cafe on the st ... i let my dog lick ewe to. hows that. they look like they need a decent gardners hands marcus,,its no bother from me see. i`ll buy breaky howws that + i`ll wash my tool to before duw duw i just had a twinge innit thinking about my sausage.

If you can;t make it, I'll feed my pigeon a few and send him on his way to you Capt. Give him some millet and a spoon of castor oil and they should come straight out when he lands.

Someone's left an old mattress on the beach up by that cafe, so you don't even need to soil your van. It's been the talk of the town all week has that mattress.

I'll have a sosidge with a runny egg and a slice of fried bread please bach. HP sauce too. The dog can keep it's tongue to itself, I got enough attention here from this crossbreed werewolf/kangaroo... He either wants an arm wrestle or he wants to shag me, I may have to have his nuts off.
I'll tie them together with string and you can have them as furry dice for the rear view mirror in the van.

i`ll be there ewe cruel fuka...... cut his nutz off befooked ...tame the fuka ewe need to mun...tell him ...UNK TANDOR + stuuf...even try a touch of MANGOWWER ...they do listen after a few months see. anyway i`ll get sams caff to order us in a few cumberlands from abbergavenny...

[Captain Beefheart]

+ i`ll av a bath before we set off how`s that ?

[Inactive account]

You 2 are unreal




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[Marcus]

+ i`ll av a bath before we set off how`s that ?

Just have a dip in the sea, watch out for the grey triangles though. There are showers on the prom too by the bandstand, just put in planning permission to the council for a new flagpole and hedgerow before you whip your clothes off.

I'm off to Swansea today, will only be the third time I've left the county in 12 months, best get my passport just incase.

[Marcus]

Dried pretty well in the end, all jarred up and a light trim. Also some scissor hash and more beans!



And a Pineapple cut that actually does smell like pineapple been hit with a bit of jizz too...



Diary done n dusted, it can go on the compost pile now!




PS - I weighed it and it was a few g short of 200g at 59% RH in the jars. This is one plant I am going to continue with, I've taken these to f4 now and made some new f1s so plenty to play with.

[Greenfingers]

Nice one mate, How many beans makes five ???????

[Marcus]

Nice one mate, How many beans makes five ???????

All of them.