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Toilet Rolls ?

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Good day Growroom :topic: so toilet rolls .... any thoughts , its actually a laughing joke in work , when i say ive to go shopping on way home .. they all pipe up ...toilet rolls :ninja:
I swear if i bought 50 rolls they would b gone by 2 days :ninja1:
Apparently no one uses them :strangling:
So how many do u get through in week , mayb its the welsh toilet habits :rolf: :rolf:
Ive now decided to give them 2 rolls each and see how they go :rolf: :rolf: apparently im being unreal :rolf:
Any thoughts i really want to punish them and buy some tracing paper stuff like we had in schools yrs ago :rolf: :rolf:
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Because captain constantly spouts shit;) :lol: :fight: :lol: :fight:
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Stickylemonz wrote:Because captain constantly spouts shit;) :lol: :fight: :lol: :fight:
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Lol only kidding hahah I don’t want a war hahaha
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Is it because Capt is a wanker? :oh-shit: :shit: :surrender:
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The Aspie Toker wrote:Is it because Capt is a wanker? :oh-shit: :shit: :surrender:
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Mrs Beefheart wrote:
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The Aspie Toker wrote:Is it because Capt is a wanker? :oh-shit: :shit: :surrender:
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What I started doing was put cheap rolls in the guest downstairs toilet and the posh stuff upstairs. Generally house members will choose to do their number 2's upstairs for privacy and their number 1's downstairs. This ensures that the cheap stuff I liberate from work gets clobbered for all sorts and the posh quadruple ply velvet and silk, shea butter covered stuff is always about to gently caress the deed from your orifice. Like this we probs get through 4 rolls of posh a week, but I must admit I am quite a heavy user as I enjoy the sensations it provides as it glides across my passage. No need to go at it like you're erasing a stain either.

It puts the lotion on its skin
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soak some vinegar on rolls and dry them fully, anyone that wipes with them will get a seriously itchy bum.
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Nom wrote:
Sun Jun 19, 2022 5:39 am
What I started doing was put cheap rolls in the guest downstairs toilet and the posh stuff upstairs. Generally house members will choose to do their number 2's upstairs for privacy and their number 1's downstairs. This ensures that the cheap stuff I liberate from work gets clobbered for all sorts and the posh quadruple ply velvet and silk, shea butter covered stuff is always about to gently caress the deed from your orifice. Like this we probs get through 4 rolls of posh a week, but I must admit I am quite a heavy user as I enjoy the sensations it provides as it glides across my passage. No need to go at it like you're erasing a stain either.

It puts the lotion on its skin

You should do adverts for toilet roll made me wanna buy it 😂
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