March madness day 29- GR420 road trip

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March madness day 29- GR420 road trip

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Ohhhhh Road Trip time😊 our bus has a bad ass virus killing bazooka on it. Two of our team members are setting out to save all of man kind. First part of the trip is to drive from London to Glasgow. They have been told there is many Germs and viruses. So along the way they stop and fire away at all virus infested areas along the way. How many towns do they stop at? What did they name the bazooka😉 and how many joints did they smoke on the way.

first to come up with the most creative answer and include all 3 of the above wins.Everyone needs a good laugh so get creative people :clap: :clap:

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You'll be stopped before you'll get anywhere.
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The Aspie Toker wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:54 pm
You'll be stopped before you'll get anywhere.
hahaha noooo they have the germ killer

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Momma bear wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:18 pm
The Aspie Toker wrote:
Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:54 pm
You'll be stopped before you'll get anywhere.
hahaha noooo they have the germ killer
Not round here. The corona police will stop you before you even spark up your 1st J.

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Well they started off kinda slow blowin off two joints in the parking lot before they even left. as they drove they had eleven towns picked to stop at for various attractions. Unfortunately they smoked another five joints just trying to get out of the first roundabout, and the munchies set in hard. So they stopped at the next town they saw. Place had amazing pastries and puddings a great unintended stop for sure. Now the only radio station they could pull in was WCHZ and after several hours of documentaries on the history of different cheeses they'd had enough They found the station was broadcast local and drove to it, They loaded up "Big Bertha" the bazooka with herring and half a pound of shavings from Captain Beef's foot corn, a down right toxic mess and blasted the tower to the ground. A celebratory joint lit and back to the road. Now being on the lamb they thought to blend in better maybe we should start driving in the left lane to not arouse suspicion They drove along being regaled as heroes as they blasted away the germs from they towns they visited at some point being lost and finding the town with all the pastries again and only 3 days later made their way to Glasgow. An amazing trip for sure seeing 18 towns along the way, realizing they'd only smoked 62 joints they still had half the stash left so they made their way over to Lunderston Bay to end the trip with a beach party.
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sageridder wrote:Well they started off kinda slow blowin off two joints in the parking lot before they even left. as they drove they had eleven towns picked to stop at for various attractions. Unfortunately they smoked another five joints just trying to get out of the first roundabout, and the munchies set in hard. So they stopped at the next town they saw. Place had amazing pastries and puddings a great unintended stop for sure. Now the only radio station they could pull in was WCHZ and after several hours of documentaries on the history of different cheeses they'd had enough They found the station was broadcast local and drove to it, They loaded up "Big Bertha" the bazooka with herring and half a pound of shavings from Captain Beef's foot corn, a down right toxic mess and blasted the tower to the ground. A celebratory joint lit and back to the road. Now being on the lamb they thought to blend in better maybe we should start driving in the left lane to not arouse suspicion They drove along being regaled as heroes as they blasted away the germs from they towns they visited at some point being lost and finding the town with all the pastries again and only 3 days later made their way to Glasgow. An amazing trip for sure seeing 18 towns along the way, realizing they'd only smoked 62 joints they still had half the stash left so they made their way over to Lunderston Bay to end the trip with a beach party.
If this doesn't win, I'm gonna be a little upset
That part with captain's foot shavings had me dying

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sageridder wrote:Well they started off kinda slow blowin off two joints in the parking lot before they even left. as they drove they had eleven towns picked to stop at for various attractions. Unfortunately they smoked another five joints just trying to get out of the first roundabout, and the munchies set in hard. So they stopped at the next town they saw. Place had amazing pastries and puddings a great unintended stop for sure. Now the only radio station they could pull in was WCHZ and after several hours of documentaries on the history of different cheeses they'd had enough They found the station was broadcast local and drove to it, They loaded up "Big Bertha" the bazooka with herring and half a pound of shavings from Captain Beef's foot corn, a down right toxic mess and blasted the tower to the ground. A celebratory joint lit and back to the road. Now being on the lamb they thought to blend in better maybe we should start driving in the left lane to not arouse suspicion They drove along being regaled as heroes as they blasted away the germs from they towns they visited at some point being lost and finding the town with all the pastries again and only 3 days later made their way to Glasgow. An amazing trip for sure seeing 18 towns along the way, realizing they'd only smoked 62 joints they still had half the stash left so they made their way over to Lunderston Bay to end the trip with a beach party.
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Im not even gonna try, that story gave me a right giggle Sage. O yeah,.... no more about the Captains foot monster plz LOL.

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Sage for the win😂😂😂😂
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