GR420 Christmas competition Day 6- Santas Naughty list

[MommaB]

Rules:
-Write a short story using one item from each list. The person that uses the most correct items wins!
-50 posts to enter

Prize:


For information on the points system and points shop see here: viewforum.php?f=176

[mrming]

''Polly'' put the amazing new christmas tree up
and was feeling like a fairy! Hand me those ''candy canes''
she shouted as she finished decorating her masterpiece.
Suddenly - Oh OH she yelled it was 'Dancer' practising his flying ''In the House!!!''? Oh oh he gulped as he smashed into to the lovely christmas tree..
OMG says polly hes not breathing!? Suddenly then he let out a big 'sigh' aah antlers hurt..
Oh well said Polly, the tree might be broken, but at least the ''Reindeers Stable''!!!!

[Keeno]

''Polly'' put the amazing new christmas tree up
and was feeling like a fairy! Hand me those ''candy canes''
she shouted as she finished decorating her masterpiece.
Suddenly - Oh OH she yelled it was 'Dancer' practising his flying ''In the House!!!''? Oh oh he gulped as he smashed into to the lovely christmas tree..
OMG says polly hes not breathing!? Suddenly then he let out a big 'sigh' aah antlers hurt..
Oh well said Polly, the tree might be broken, but at least the ''Reindeers Stable''!!!!

brilliant

[MommaB]

''Polly'' put the amazing new christmas tree up
and was feeling like a fairy! Hand me those ''candy canes''
she shouted as she finished decorating her masterpiece.
Suddenly - Oh OH she yelled it was 'Dancer' practising his flying ''In the House!!!''? Oh oh he gulped as he smashed into to the lovely christmas tree..
OMG says polly hes not breathing!? Suddenly then he let out a big 'sigh' aah antlers hurt..
Oh well said Polly, the tree might be broken, but at least the ''Reindeers Stable''!!!!

this is great

[Grumpy Toad]

Okay, I'll play.

So, it was coming on Christmas at GR420,
Keeno was eating cookies a-plenty.
Polly had warm milk on the table,
But she forgot some treats in the reindeer stable.

MommaB was polishing Santa's sled and,
dreaming about sharing Santa's bed.
Bulls was wondering why someone was bitchin,
About having to mix nutes in Frosty's kitchen.

Aspie had a candy cane and some coal,
While in the Elf's bathroom they puffed a bowl.
But GR-Santa was there with gifts and swag,
For all the good boy & girl farmers bag.

Peace!

[Rawreefer]

Knock knock, who is at the door this time of night Keeno said as he trundled to answer the door scoffing a chelsea bun with extra cream. Well hello yall Momma b squeals as she pushes in past the door followed by a pissed Polly. Need the little elfs bathroom before i wet me self Polly says as momma b pulls up a chair. Keeno being a good soul chucks a lump of coal on the fire to warm the place up and get 's the warm milk out, one sip of milk and Polly has puked everywhere..time for santas bed for you.....momma b pissed off with the sloppy hospitality goes into the frosty kitchen to rustle summit decent up...cookies it is...

[MommaB]

I love these so much!!

[MommaB]

Congratulations @mrming you are our winner

[Grumpy Toad]

Way to go @mrming!

[JJ]

There is a grower named Bulls that was called for an emergency flat tire call late one night. Upon arriving he realized who's vehicle it was....Santa's sled. Not having the proper parts he improvised and used a Candy cane to repair the majic sled and saved christmas