Friday Hangout 9th Oct Best Joke

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What the fuck?

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It’s a Zach Galifinakis joke. Haha. Maybe doesn’t work out of context.
Definitely not

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Sorry about that man. Definitely wasn’t my intent with it.
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Josh wrote:
Fri Oct 09, 2020 7:53 pm
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Josh wrote:
Fri Oct 09, 2020 7:48 pm
What the fuck?

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It’s a Zach Galifinakis joke. Haha. Maybe doesn’t work out of context.
Definitely not

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I started worrying about that myself. Ha.
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TTL wrote:
Josh wrote:
Fri Oct 09, 2020 7:53 pm
TTL wrote: It’s a Zach Galifinakis joke. Haha. Maybe doesn’t work out of context.
Definitely not

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I started worrying about that myself. Ha.
No worries dude, I thought the kkk infiltrated for a minute

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Alcohol killed my first wife. I got home drunk one night and shot her.

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I know I don’t have many posts but just wanted to bless you with my sense of humour


What’s the difference between pink and purple???


The grip


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hehehe just worked that out LOL
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What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!

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why did the 1 eyed chicken cross the road.......... to get to the birds eye shop. :Stoned:
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What's the fastest cake in the shop?
Scone

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Guy walks into a bar sees a old man sitting next to a standing donkey with a pot of of dollar Bills in front of him, guy orders a drink watches the man lift the donkeys balls and told a person dropping a dollar into the pot the time . Guy approached the sitting man and asked I must know how you did that trick, man says pay me 20 dollars and i will tell you my secret..guy drops 20 I. The pot


Old man lifts the donkeys balls and says can ju see dah clock on da wall over there?

INNER PEACE

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So my wife went to the Dr's the other day with stomach pains.
The Dr asked her "is it possible you could be pregnant?"
To which she replied "well if I am I'll be giving birth to batteries"

I'll see myself out
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