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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.
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Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy”
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Why shouldn't you buy Ukranian undies?


Chernobyl fallout.
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Went to the doctors today as I kept shouting “broccoli” and “cauliflower”

He told me I had florets

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Bought some Jamie Oliver sausages today. They said 'prick with a fork' on the packet. I thought, cant argue with that.
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TTL wrote:Deleted
What the fuck?

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Josh wrote:
Fri Oct 09, 2020 7:48 pm
TTL wrote:Deleted
What the fuck?

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It’s a Zach Galifinakis joke. Haha. Maybe doesn’t work out of context. It is just a one liner though. Ha.
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I know I don’t have many posts but just wanted to bless you with my sense of humour


What’s the difference between pink and purple???


The grip


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